New Station For GTA
Sick of the 80's music that pumps through every car you jack in GTA: Vice City? Then check out a new mod that lets you listen to an army recruiter, driving instructor or yo mama as you whore and maim your way through the game as Tommy Vercetti. The monologues were performed by voice actors and can be loaded
on your Xbox or PC to replace the game's in-built soundtrack. My favorite is the book on 8-track version of Terminator as read by Ahhhhnold.
Grand Thieves’ Audio MODologues [Bunkmag via Kotaku]

KENT, Washington (AP) -- A man who placed a lava lamp on a hot stovetop was killed when it exploded and sent a shard of glass into his heart, police said.
PHILADELPHIA (Reuters) - A Pennsylvania school district on Friday defended its decision to discount Charles Darwin's theory of evolution and take a lead in teaching what critics say is a version of creationism. Dover Area School District in south-central Pennsylvania is believed to be the first in the country to approve the teaching of a new theory called "intelligent design," according to the National Center for Science Education.
The second fix for Halo 2 just went live. This latest patch fixes the matchmaking problems, fixes the HDTV problems and unlocks the Foundation map for all you lazy people;).
Well I was waiting for this to come out for the SP, and so it seems Nintendo DS is getting a TV. So for all you that look back fondly on your GameGear tuner take heart. The TV Tuner for the DS will fit into the Game Boy Advance slot on the bottom of the console and use its own set of four AAA batteries so it can run for six hours. The device will be made by Agatsuma Entertainment and is set for a Japan release in January for about $90. No word on when it comes to the U.S.
LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- It is considered the most magisterial opening in English literature: "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."
Valve software has released a fake copy of Half-Life 2 onto the Internet in the hopes of tracking and catching pirates. The very unconfirmed rumor includes a quote from Half-Life creator Gabe Newell:


There will be three flavors of Xbox Next when it launches next year, according to the latest NextGen rumors. The Xbox Next will not include a hard drive, while the creatively named Xbox Next HD will. Both will hit shelves in Fall 2005. The Xbox Next PC, which will release the following year, will include a CD burner, wireless keyboard, mouse and controller and run Windows. It sounds like the blending of Sony's multimedia PSX and a Media Center PC. It also sounds like a load of steaming crap. The Inquirer claims they extracted the info from a slide shown during a non-disclosure agreement presentation. I guess Microsoft wanted to summarize, in one picture, exactly what no one should be talking about. 


On the eve of the biggest game launch in Xbox history, a slew of Xbox modders found their accounts banned from Xbox Live. Microsoft has long reserved the right to check out your Xbox's hard drive and ban for life any gamers who modified their Xbox. They haven't seemed too keen on putting their god-like

Maybe making SS Nazi guard action figures isn't such a good idea, even if they are based on characters from a computer game. Just a few weeks ago Plan B Toys staunchly defended their decision to market the dolls based on the Nazi Totenkopf from Call of Duty. My favorite quote:
NEW YORK (Reuters) - U.S. stocks reversed course suddenly on Tuesday and drifted lower as chatter on the Internet speculated that early exit polls had Sen. John Kerry leading the presidential election in key swing states.
"The devil you say" Seems one lucky gamer if not others was able to get thier hands on Halo 2 a few days early. No not the leaked French version on the net, but an actually copy of the game he bought from a chain store: Meijer to be exact. (yeah i've never heard of them either) And for you non believers out there he has a pic to prove it.
Even before he became George Bush's Defense Secretary, Donald Rumsfeld was spooked about a "
Ahhh . . . CNN. You can just count on those guys for everything. Especially thought provoking pictures such as this one here on the right. Meet Dave; he is infected; no its not the flu, and no its not an STD, he has spyware. 

