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Just what is ShitBegone, you probably don't wonder?

'ShitBegone is the American dream. A young man from Wisconsin makes his way to New York City, the Big Apple. There he sets out to forge his future, making his name in the world of toilet paper.'

'Part journey of discovery, part assertion of responsibility, part embrace of life, ShitBegone expresses our hope and belief that a better world is possible.'

We're sold. We wonder if they'd market our Michael Powell Begone line of boutique douches?

--- Official Site --- [Josh Rubin via Screenhead]